The Weirdest Things I’ve Done in the New Indiana Jones Game (So Far)

Ready for some more sneaking in a blockbuster movie world?

Alex Rowe
7 min readDec 7, 2024

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Indiana Jones’ right arm reaches out to pick up some pastries off a table in the Vatican, in a first-person view in the Great Circle video game. The table is lit by sun from outside, and a blue chair sits to the right of the frame.
Indiana Jones reaches out to pick up some pastries off a table in the Vatican. That’s the weirdest picture caption I’ve ever written! Xbox Series S screenshot taken by the author.

Apparently, 2024 is the year for big budget games with gorgeous ray traced graphics set in film worlds created in part by George Lucas. Earlier this summer, Ubisoft launched the much-maligned Star Wars Outlaws, which I thought was kind of cool.

Now, Bethesda, Machine Games, and Microsoft are having a go with Indiana Jones and the Great Circle. It launches on Xbox Game Pass on the 9th, but I’m a sucker and I paid thirty five bucks to upgrade to the “Deluxe” edition to get early access.

I knew from the marketing that this would be a lavish and beautiful action game, with some melee combat, platforming, and light puzzle solving in various tombs and crypts. I didn’t fully realize how it would also be a weird pseudo open world sneaking simulator, owing a lot of its design to games like BioShock or Dishonored.

As weird as those games got, this one is somehow even goofier from a narrative dissonance perspective. It’s asked me to do things that I never thought Indiana Jones would ever waste his time doing, and even though it has an unusual chill vibe that’s as much about clicking on things and seeing gorgeous visuals as it is about fun movie action — I’m still kind…

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Alex Rowe
Alex Rowe

Written by Alex Rowe

I post commentary about gaming, tech, and sometimes music. I’ve written professionally about games since 2005. Look mom, I’m using my English degree!

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